I can’t remember anything. Where am I? Who am I? What year is it? Wait, I think I remember something. Yeah, I can, the year is 2015. I can hear things happening around me. What is going on? I can hear people saying sciency things and hear things clanking, I want to see what’s happening but why can’t I open my flippin eyes?!
My eyes slowly open. I was in a white room, I was surrounded by people in white coats and they were talking. I heard someone say that experiment 5A18A was a success. Who is 5A18A? “What’s going on?” I said sounding like I’d just woken up, which I did. “He is working!”